sunday

上一篇日志大家不用在意。
懒得解释的,其实是我故意隐藏了一点信息,赫赫。

Nothing special. 


胖子上周六突然发了条短信过来:本座今天莅临西安。
回了他一条:我在海拔99米的佘山,脚下。
 
周三中午,又来了一条短信:这条短信发自罗布泊。
回了他一条:这条短信发自中国银行。
 
过了这个月,胖子应该不会再给我发短信了。
那个时候他可能不会那么无聊得给我发封电子邮件:此邮件发自巴黎。
不过,我的VPN出口IP好像也是一个法国地址:法国国际航空通信学会。嘿嘿。
 
有人买了一个外形很像ipod的mp4,被我一阵鄙视。
 
后来试图买一个sony的耳机,又被我一顿奚落。
其实,我就说了一句话:买得起吗?
最后买了一个很像sony的耳机。
 
人比人,是一件很自讨没趣的事情。
但是,似乎总是不自觉。

晚上喝了乌鸡汤,嚼了人参。
但愿明天早上在地铁上不会喷鼻血。


Something to share after my first career training.
1. Get plenty of Calcium. Be kind to your knees — you will be missing them when they’re gone.
2. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
   Live in North California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
3. Do not read beauty magazines; they will only make you feel ugly.
 
from lyrics to "Everybody is free to wear sunscreen".

If you want to download the song or want more info on the song check: http://www.stanford.edu/~calbear/sunscreen.html
On there you’ll also find some fairly funny parodies.

 
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